I know, I was hoping they discovered some sort of gigantic Candyland Queen's tits in the woods too. Did you know Sugar Tit, South Carolina got its name because (SPOILER: surprisingly nothing to do with Mel Gibson) "the men spent so long socializing at the local general store, their wives complained they took to the store like a baby to a sugar tit." A sugar tit is a folk name for a pacifier, by the way. To me, Wankers Corner, Oregon sounds like a lovely place to hang out with your bros. Of course, lewd sounding is all subjective. This is a map highlighting the most lewd sounding town name in each US state.